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November 20, 2011

Unanimous Blackboard Poll Suggests Blackboard Creators Know Nothing

Dear Blackboard Tech Staff, Nobody knows what the “community” tab is! Every time any student goes to blackboard they need to take the extra step to click on the “my blackboard” tab…why are you trying to make our lives more difficult than they already are? Sincerely, Cornellians MORE »

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November 12, 2011

Watch Women’s Hockey, Get Rewarded!

So we need to bribe our fans to come to games now? MORE »

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November 11, 2011

Cornell Store Makes A Wish That Students Will Buy Their Garbage

The Cornell Store admitted today that all items offered in the 11/11 sale were actually worth less than $11. Said one Cornell employee, “If any prospective students are stupid enough to buy one of those goofy-looking hats for $11, I won’t feel bad selling it to them.” MORE »

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November 8, 2011

Ithaca Is Broken

Somebody forgot to turn the cold back on. MORE »

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November 7, 2011

What I Think About During My Nutrition Lectures

….so the quality of my work has taken a hit, but my A.D.D is alive and well! MORE »

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November 2, 2011

Smart vs Attractive

you will never win MORE »

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October 30, 2011

How to Not Look like a Crack Whore

Cornell University wants their students to be well put together during job interviews. No school wants students to portray their university poorly. So, due to the raging number of, coked up, 80s rock band groupies, coming out of Cornell, Ives Hall thought it necessary to post these do’s and dont’s of job interview attire. We... MORE »

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October 24, 2011