Article by Piliour
September 22, 2010

Illegal Recruitment: Lasker Foundation Rescinds Heimlich’s Award

  First Reggie Bush, now Dr. Henry Heimlich.   For those unaware, Reggie Bush’s 2005 Heisman Trophy was recently forfeited due to allegations of illegal recruitment by the University of Southern California.   Now, more committees are investigating awards endowed upon other individuals. Most recently, the Lasker Foundation has looked into Cornell University’s recruitment of... MORE »

Article by Anonymous
September 21, 2010

Ezra Cornell Was Black

Ever since Cornell University was established back in 1865, students and faculty have pondered, “Who is Mr. Cornell?”, “How did he create such a prestigious University?”, and of course, “Was that dude black?” We can’t deny the glaring facts of this mans past. 1. Cornell was founded in 1865. The very same year the Civil... MORE »

Article by apost
September 21, 2010

Sun meets daily quota of 6 errors. Editors celebrate success

And I quote… “During that semester, I experienced more diversity than I probably ever will again. From trying new foods and learning about the United Arab Emeritus” ….Terrorists have attacked for far less than not knowing the name of one of the richest federations in the world. MORE »

Article by smalls
September 21, 2010

It’s Back!

And better than ever: https://fratmusic.com/#show=hot.  MORE »

Article by apost
September 20, 2010

Greek Week-end. No pun intended,

Cornell’s Greek Week the past two years have fallen on the weekend of the Jewish Holiday, Rosh Hashanah.  Cornell is 35% Jewish and Greek Life at Cornell is probably at least 50%. This causes a major conflict for the Pan-Hellenic Association and everyone involved in the Greek week extravaganza.                 No one participates in Greek... MORE »

Article by Piliour
September 20, 2010

Adamant Student: “Cornell Is Gorgeous, Not Gorges!”

Marc Stinsmore is absolutely certain that there is a typo on much of the Cornell University apparel. Stinsmore, a freshman, insists, “They spelled the word “gorgeous’ incorrectly and I demand that it be corrected. How is Cornell even an Ivy if they can’t spell a simple word? It’s embarrassing.”   Stinsmore’s peers have attempted, however... MORE »

Article by Piliour
September 20, 2010

Cornell to Complicate Financial Aid Process

Effective in the Fall 2011 semester, Cornell University will make the process of applying for financial aid “completely impossible,” according to the Office of the Registrar.   “We’re pretty low on money,” announced the Office of the Registrar, “and the easiest way to solve that problem is”¦you guessed it, to make getting financial aid even... MORE »

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Article by Piliour
September 20, 2010

University Officials

Travis Apgar, who has recently been under some heat for the changes being enforced with regard to Greek Life, issued a statement Tuesday, “We are, in no way, cracking down on Greek Life.”   Apgar continued, “Just because we appointed a group of 96-year-old men, whose attitudes toward college students are in no way skewed,... MORE »

Article by Anonymous
September 20, 2010

Cornell Football Sucks

 Last year I went to one Cornell home football game. It was homecoming so I don’t remember much, but what I do remember was that the cheerleaders were far more entertaining.  I left the game after what I would say was probably five or ten minutes right about the time when the opposing team, Fordham... MORE »