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Drew Carey Isn’t Funny Enough For Campus Basement
Hey Basement dwellers! “¦ Wait, that’s a really creepy name to call our readers. Off to a good start. Hey guys! We’re excited to announce our first annual Campus Basement Halloween Contest. Now that we’re a bunch of miserable alums who all miss our glory days, we want to live vicariously through your awesome... MORE »
…who really needs math anyway? MORE »
Michael Bates, a local resident of the city of Ithaca, was reportedly arrested last Friday night by the Cornell University Police Department after allegedly living in the Uris Library “cocktail lounge” for nearly a week. According to the police report, Bates allegedly entered the library Monday morning. He was then seen, on a few... MORE »
yo library kid, i’ma let you finish regaining your pulse but i had one of the best life savings of all time!
Michael Hyon ’13 recently revived a student suffering a seizure in Kroch library on Monday night, proving to be Cornell’s very own EMS-reject hero. The Daily Sun quoted Hyon on his courageous rescue, who stated: “I wouldn’t say I”ˆsaved his life, but I”ˆhelped bring his pulse back.” So humble. Who knew that your pulse was... MORE »
For those of you who were captivated by The Pyrimidines and had to go back for more with the Pyrimidines Supplement I and still felt uneasy…well… wait no more. It’s finally here.. the Pyrimidines Supplement II!!!!! It will answer all the questions that The Pyrimidines and the Pyrimidines Supplement I didn’t answer like: Who writes... MORE »
Thanks to the recent surge of nice weather here in Ithaca, there has been a surge of “sports” that have been taking place across our hallowed slopes. Frisbees, footballs, and even kites have been seen flying through the air due to the April weather, but the most interesting sport that has been displayed is this... MORE »
In an effort to uphold everlasting Jewish traditions, Cornell Hillel hosted a Big Red Bar Mitzvah in Duffield Hall this past weekend. The goal of the event was to provide the opportunity for students, who had not previously held the sacred ceremony, to become Bar or Bat Mitzvot. But Hillel did not stop there. Yesterday... MORE »
Outraged customers and a tarnished brand are the result of a worldwide Blackberry Blackout, which left Blackberry users without email, BBM, or sanity. The problems curiously occurred at the same time as Apple’s release of the iPhone 4S. After an investigation by Research In Motion, the developer of blackberry phones, it appears... MORE »
I bet I’m not the only one surprised it wasn’t a Cornell kid running backwards MORE »
Ah, yet another story about the positive effects of alcohol. With an on-campus bar set to open in the Ivy Room this spring, the Cornell Pub Committee wants to pick business hours that will be most beneficial to students. A sample of undergraduate ILRies were tested to see if consuming alcohol before class provides... MORE »