Amanda Bynes Arrested for DUI
According to Cornell Law Professor Gold, at the close of the trial the dancing lobsters were brought in.
A massive group of Cornell students in Halloween costumes began to dance in the middle of the street in Collegetown this weekend. People have been referring to this as a flash mob. But in actuality it was just an unorganized mob of drunk people who thought they were at Dino’s #awkwardthatbarsclosed. MORE »
Just two frat bros killing it to Nelly’s Just A Dream. They put Chris Breezy to shame. MORE »
**AUTHOR’S NOTES (Yes, I have several): 1) I am not as shallow as this article makes me out to be. 2) If you’re in Seal and Serpent and you’re offended by this article, I don’t care. 3) If you’re from A&E, please don’t sue me.** Follow along with my post here: http://www.aetv.com/strange-days-with-bob-saget/video/?paidlink=1&vid=AETV_SEM_Search&keywords=bob%2Bsaget&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=strange%20days%20with%20bob%20saget&utm_term=bob%20saget In case you... MORE »
Apple Fest goers enjoyed a concert by a local belly dancing group. The crowd could not take their eyes off of them. ALL of them. MORE »
In a study recently done by a renown Cornell professor (Dr Moss, most likely?), it has been proven that the discrepancy between mediocrity of looks at Cornell and sluttiness of a girls costume actually does not equate to more sex given (read: more whorish ≠more put-out). One guy, sir Baby McDiaperton, said “I thought having... MORE »
Marc Stinsmore is absolutely certain that there is a typo on much of the Cornell University apparel. Stinsmore, a freshman, insists, “They spelled the word “gorgeous’ incorrectly and I demand that it be corrected. How is Cornell even an Ivy if they can’t spell a simple word? It’s embarrassing.” Stinsmore’s peers have attempted, however... MORE »
Dobby the House Elf, the magical creature from the Harry Potter franchise whose cuteness and silly way of talking has drawn the adoration of college student nationwide, will speak at Cornell’s Lynah Rink on April 19, according to Cornell House-Elf Liberation Front Chair Seamus Shacklebolt, ’13. Dobby is planning to attend rallies on 30 college... MORE »
Everyone at Cornell (except transfers…how come they get away with this?) has to take two gym classes and a swim test before they are able to graduate. For some reason it is important that we have both academic knowledge and have 6 credits worth of some physical activity knowledge. We are a well rounded university!... MORE »
Prompted by the countless emails by parents to the Bursar office demanding explanation for rampant CornellCard purchases by their children, Cornell is instituting a mandatory one-credit course on personal finance for all undergraduates. The core principles of the class will dispel the belief that Big Red Bucks grow on trees in the Cornell Orchards and... MORE »
Fellow Cornellians we have all had those weeks where we have packed up our lives and moved into one of the libraries here at Cornell. We’re there for hours sometimes even days at a time studying and for some it is inevitable that we feel the urge to release ourselves and clear our minds. Jerry... MORE »
