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President Johnny Livanos and Cody Ernst on stage at their performance 'The Skits-O-Phrenics Fight Santa!' Aren't the cut-offs sexy?
Panhel Reveals Phi Sigma Sigma Hires Outside University Students
In the past few weeks there have been numerous sightings of a new sorority all around Cornell’s campus. They have bags, they have sweatshirts and they even have a table at Ho Plaza. These girls are everywhere. But, where did they come from? Just yesterday a Panhelenic representative revealed that these girls are not just... MORE »
Cornell Student Stranded on Campus After Missing Bus Back to Strong Island
We’ve just received word that Cornell freshman Jimmy Applebaum has been stranded on Cornell’s campus since missing his bus home to Great Neck, Long Island last Tuesday. Jimmy, who is a geology major, apparently slept through his alarm on Tuesday morning after a rigorous table tennis tournament that occurred in the Mews 2nd floor... MORE »
Mother Nature To Cornellians: Fuck You. All Of You.
SNOW IN OCTOBER?! MORE »
The Treacherous 5.8 Earthquake Felt on the New HumEc Quad
Faculty and staff are working around the clock to place outdoor lawn furniture back in their appropriate locations. MORE »
Students Ask For More Easy A Classes
At an institution like Cornell, students may find it difficult to take a course with minimal work and a high class average. Every semester, there are students who sit for hours on Schedulizer trying to find that one “Easy A” course that can make up for their marginal grades in classes like Orgo and Multivariate... MORE »
Cornell Freshman Goes on 12 Hour Crime Spree
On Tuesday, a man reached headlines around the country after allegedly committing 11 felonies in 9 hours. William Todd, a Kentucky native, managed a night of so much epic criminal absurdity that he even gave The Hangover films a run for their money. His story can be closer followed here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/10/william-todd-crime-spree_n_1415407.html However, with every great “mastermind”... MORE »
Warren Hall Hopes You Are Practicing Safe Studying
As finals week progresses Cornell Administrative staff wish all of the students a safe and healthy experience. Walking to Mann today it was difficult NOT to notice the giant blown-up condoms coming out of Warren Hall. Let it be a reminder to us all on this fine day: you’re super horny, but you’re in the... MORE »
Cornell Beats Bucknell In Stunning Homecoming Victory””Cornellians Too Busy Studying To Attend
Yesterday, on an ordinary crisp autumn day, twelve Cornellian’s witnessed a miracle. That miracle being Cornell’s first football win in over seventy two consecutive years. In their premier homecoming game, Cornell’s team reigned victorious over Bucknell in a 24-13 win. Coach Kent Austin was both “ ecstatic” and “humbled” by the astonishing win. Unfortunately, with about 97 percent of... MORE »
Who You Gonna Call? BILL MURRAY!
Over Fall Break Cornell is a ghost town. The only people on campus are athletes and townies. The Cornell Big Red Marching Band desperate for some attention called on the only man they knew would answer their call….Bill Murray? Apparently Billy Murray is still there to answer the Ghostbusters’ hot line. Check out the SNL... MORE »