In the realm of all things holy, there is nothing more
sacred than in-taking knowledge while excreting yesterday’s John Jay omelets.
But when the unlabeled caffeinated (possibly
decaffeinated) coffee begins racing down your digestive tract like a
decloseted freshman to First Friday, what do you do when you’ve already read
that Taylor Swift Cosmo about sexual pleasure spots three and a half times”¦.
AND THUS A SERIES IS BORN:
Shit to Read Whilst
Shitting: A Series
First on our list of notable shitastic time-passers is this
seasons Winter issue of Hoot. It’s a fashion magazine, which means that there
are attractive locals in affordable street wear (PAGE 26.) I don’t know what that sounds
like to you, but to me it sounds like just about the only thing I could be
doing whilst wiling away the hours and my Hewitt kosher meal plan in my cramped
Ruggles bathroom. The link’s below.
Stay tuned next week when we discuss how the flyers on the
back of the Butler bathroom stalls aren’t just
good advertising”¦they’re good reads too WINKFACEEMOTICON. Just ask the guy to the right:
HE KNOWS WHAT YOU DID LAST TAMASHA
“¦TOOK A SHIT.