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A Fortnight of my Weird-Ass Christmas Playlist Pt. 5

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December 19, 2011 at 10:40 pm facebook me

Today I took two finals. Also, Kim Jon Il died. These events are unrelated, but this song will probably be enjoyed by both students in need of post-final christmas cheer, and deceased dictators. That’s all I have to say. I’m gonna study for another final now. #stabmeintheface.

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