USC Staff

January 20, 2012

Weekly Sex: The Spark

Once a week has never been so satisfying. Dear Weekly Sex, Ever since getting back from winter break, sex hasn’t really been the same with my partner. I guess since we haven’t been together in a little while, it feels kind of awkward. How can we bring back the spark? - Feeling Off Dear Mr./Miss... MORE »

January 17, 2012

A Very Special Message from USC Basement

This goes out to everyone who supported USC Basement throughout this entire tournament. It goes without saying….Thank You. MORE »

January 13, 2012

Why USC Should Win The Campus Basement Inaugural Tournament

And The Winner Is… This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to share your favorite! Voting ends for this final round matchup at 9pm PST Sunday, Jan 15! (12am EST Monday, Jan 16) The article with the... MORE »

January 10, 2012

Best Pranks to Play On Your Roommates If You Get to School Before Them (USC)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! To: USC University Park Community From: Department of Public Safety Re: Incident Resolution Notice In an effort to better communicate with the campus community about public... MORE »

January 5, 2012

Bottom 5 Worst Places To Vacation (USC)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! When we found out we had to write about bad vacations, we were like… yeah! We’ve been on so many! Like we’re definitely the opposite of film... MORE »

January 4, 2012

Happy Belated Birthday to USC Campus Basement!

You know you’re getting old when you forget your own first birthday. Fortunately, one of our mottos (and we have a lot of them) around the writers’ room is “Who really needs pants anyway?” Another motto of ours is “it’s never too late to celebrate!” With that in mind, we’d like to tell the story... MORE »

December 30, 2011

Our New Year’s Resolutions 2012 (USC)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! It’s the end of the year, y’all. We’d like to share all the helpful hints we were given in 2011 about how we should change, and... MORE »

December 22, 2011

What I’d Want for Christmas if I Were 4 (USC)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! It’s hard to remember Christmas at age four. To our adult minds, those days are like the North Pole one foggy Christmas Eve: the Santas of... MORE »

December 16, 2011

Weekly Sex with the CB Staff: Cheating?

Once a week has never been so satisfying. Weekly Sex ““ My girlfriend wants to “take a break” over winter break. I know this is to have some… freedom at home, which I’m actually excited to take advantage of myself, but the thought of my girlfriend with anyone else kills me. I know that’s a... MORE »