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Syracuse Staff

February 23, 2010

Student Awake After Month-Long Food Coma

The Syracuse University community breathed a sigh of relief today with the news that freshman Dominic Hester awoke early this morning following a food coma that lasted nearly a month. Dominic slipped into the coma following his trip to the famed Dinosaur Barbeque on the night of January 25, 2010. Roommate Chris Battle described the... MORE »

February 22, 2010

The Many Faces of Jim Boeheim

Jimmy B. for 2010 NCAA Coach of the Year! MORE »

February 16, 2010

Cross Country Team Honored, No One Cares

The Syracuse University Cross Country team was honored at halftime of a recent men’s basketball game for apparently doing well in some sort of running competition, although no one seemed to care. The ceremony was missed by the vast majority of those in attendance, who were off getting more beer and nachos, and was met... MORE »

February 16, 2010
February 16, 2010

2003 Champs!

Thanks for that season, Melo. Incredible MORE »

February 15, 2010

Jardine ‘Thrilled’ upon Discovering Fans not Booing

Junior point guard Antonio “Scoop” Jardine was reportedly “thrilled” when informed Thursday that the 30,000 fans at the Carrier Dome were, in fact, chanting “Scoop,” and not booing the young player. The confusion has caused some distress for the Philadelphia native. “It was like the harder I played, the more everyone just booed me,” sighed... MORE »

February 15, 2010

Donte Greene Proves Capable of Ruining SU Basketball Team from Fan Section.

In a relatively unsurprising turn of events, Donte Greene returned to Syracuse Sunday afternoon to curse the Men’s Basketball team as they fell to Louisville for only their second loss of the season. For those fortunate enough to not remember, Greene spent one year with the Orange, “leading” them to a brilliant quarterfinal exit in... MORE »

February 14, 2010

Epic Pong Table 2

What do you get after 3,300 beers other than a beat up liver?? One sick beerpong table, that’s what. MORE »