SammyAbram

December 9, 2011

Teacher Cut Day

Hofstra professors were spotted at the beach last week! You may ask why the beach? It is fucking freezing out. Apparently, all the craziness going on at Hofstra made them go crazy. They were seen skinny dipping and throwing sand at each other's private parts. One witness said he heard them making animal noises, flapping... MORE »

November 30, 2011

Hofstra Students migrate to the bar for the 2012 debate

  On October 31st, Hofstra University announced it will be hosting its second consecutive presidential debate.   I went around campus and interviewed students about their thoughts and opinions. Most students replied with excitment and enthusiasm.   A few days after the announcement, a mass email was sent out to Hofstra students. Basically in a... MORE »