Nick Ciccone

Brown-Nosers on the Rise

Attention students of Hofstra University: A new species of brown-noser is currently lurking in our humble slice of Hempstead-paradise. Just last month, scientists at UCLA have noted a rapid and continuing increase in the presence of unique “suck-ups” on college campuses across the nation. To quote a reliable bystander, “They be climbin’ in yo classrooms... MORE »