Keith Frat

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April 3, 2012

3 Die at Dance Marathon, Girl Makes Out With Bush

As much of you know the annual Dance Marathon charity event was held at the O’ Connell Center this past weekend. It is known as the “Ultra” of charity events. There is lots of music and dancing, exhausted young people, and everyone is severely disoriented afterwards. Even though three died in DM jail at the... MORE »

March 29, 2012

IFC Honors Sigma Phi Epsilon for Home Depot Incident

Last night the Inter-fraternity Council of the University of Florida honored Sigma Phi Epsilon with the George W. Bush Courage Award for its latest run in with the law. On March 14th 3 members of the Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity known colloquially as “Sig Ep” attempted to borrow $600 dollars worth of plastic sheets from a... MORE »

March 22, 2012

Future NBA Lottery Pick Dominates Lady Gators in Tourney

Last night the Gator women’s basketball season came to an end after a very solid season. They lost to the Baylor Bears, the number one overall seed and home to the best player in the nation, Britteny Griner. The 6’ 13” beast in the middle was too much for the gators to handle. She finished... MORE »