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October 10, 2011

English Teacher Walks Out On Class after a Bold Statement by a Student

The Williams Building on the East side of campus had an air of tension today after a literature teacher was seen storming out of the building screaming profanities left and right.  “I was just studying and all of a sudden some crazy bitch comes barreling down the hall and I’m like, what the hell man?!... MORE »

September 26, 2011

It’s Just Too Friggin Hot.

When one thinks of fall, they’ll automatically think of cool air, sweaters, and turning leaves to go along with football, Pumpkin Spice Lattes and another school year. However, this weird concept of “fall” hasn’t quite reached Tallahassee.  As September nears an end and the temperatures are steady in the 90′s, students are slowly starting to... MORE »

September 16, 2011

Tallahassee Man Sells First Born Son for FSU vs. Oklahoma Tickets

Dom Johnson, 37, of Tallahassee admitted to selling his first born son yesterday all for tickets to Saturday’s game against Oklahoma. Andrew Johnson, 8, was reportedly sold to a family in Wakulla County. “I’m gonna miss the little man,” says Johnson, “He really was a great kid”¦ but sacrifices are sacrifices I guess, and you... MORE »