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February 22, 2011

Can YOU Dance Like the Cookie Man Can?

SPOTTED: Brian Lo ’11 breakin it down somewhere in Florida while dressed in a giant cookie costume as part of his internship at a Doubletree Hotel. Ah, nothing says Hotelie like free labor and humiliating PR tactics… MORE »

February 20, 2011

Move Over, Nelly – Nat Raps for Slope Day!

My favorite part about the upcoming SA elections is watching all the candidates throw down to determine who will be the ultimate campus leader at the ‘Nell. My girl Natalie Raps is running for SA Prez, and her campaign video is something you NEED to check out. I mean I haven’t seen a white girl... MORE »

February 16, 2011

You better be ready, Cornell.

Sean Doyle ’15 has got a little somethin somethin he wants to show you (and all his future Ivy League groupies). This may or may not be his admissions video (which leads us to believe that there must be a lot of lonely middle aged married women over at Day Hall spending late nights perusing... MORE »

February 9, 2011

A Closer Look Inside the Mind of a Cornell Sorority Girl – WARNING: MAY BE DISTURBING FOR SOME READERS

*******What are you about to read is the actual day-long thought process of a young Cornellian woman who is actively involved in her greek chapter. All names have been changed to protect the identities of all those involved. What you are about to read may be disturbing to some readers, so we apologize in advance... MORE »

December 31, 2010

Happy New Year from Cornell Basement!

Ah yes, it’s that time again – one year comes to a close and makes way for an even better one to follow. At midnight, we’ll ring in the new year in style no matter where we are: some of us will be vomiting on the sidewalk outside the bar, some of us will be... MORE »

December 28, 2010

Cornell Basement Presents: A Semester in Review

Another semester finally over…time sure flies when you’re living the life of a pompous Ivy League douchebag! To give you a little recap of what happened, apost and I have joined forces to bring you the ultimate Cornell Basement (formerly known as BigRedMyCampus) semester in review. If we forgot something, well, let’s be honest –... MORE »

December 26, 2010

All He Wanted for Hanukkah is Sex.

Everyone’s favorite guitar strumming freshman, Gangstern22, is back at it again – this time, it goes out to all you college ladies looking to increase your carnal knowledge if you know what I mean. Enjoy! MORE »

December 21, 2010

Cornell Freshman Gives Bo Burnham a Run for His Money

We hear this cutie’s looking for groupies, so if you’re interested… 😉 MORE »

December 19, 2010

Cornell Student Stranded on Campus After Missing Bus Back to Strong Island

We’ve just received word that Cornell freshman Jimmy Applebaum has been stranded on Cornell’s campus since missing his bus home to Great Neck, Long Island last Tuesday.   Jimmy, who is a geology major, apparently slept through his alarm on Tuesday morning after a rigorous table tennis tournament that occurred in the Mews 2nd floor... MORE »