December 11, 2011

Cracked Out

Now that your parents finally know how hard Lehigh goes because of the fiasco that was Dayglow, they are undoubtedly annoying the shit out of you about how your grades must be, especially with whatever those tests are coming up that everyone seems to be talking about. Only Lehigh would have as big a drug... MORE »

November 30, 2011

Who do you have tonight?

The end of first semester is coming to a close, which can only mean one thing. Planning to make the same bad decisions all over again next semester. Social chairs of fraternities and sororities are in the process of meeting with one another to make their respective schedules for the spring semester. Leaving out the... MORE »

November 17, 2011

One Big Happy Family

“No way dude, I fucked [insert name of almost any girl on campus] too! We’re Eskimo bros!” For those of you who live with your head up your ass, the term Eskimo brothers applies “when two males acknowledge having been intimate with the same female and remain on good terms, the men are now bonded... MORE »