Dennis Coles

December 7, 2011

Drunk Kangaroo gets tossed at SU – Florida game

“I got it on film though so at least there’s that.” Stay classy, San Dieg… MORE »

December 28, 2010

SU Football team is at the Hyatt!

Imagine my surprise when I walked back to my hotel in NYC with my parents, only to be greeting with “Welcome Syracuse University”. I was astonished. As the snow fell I realized what had happened: I was back in Syracuse. I quickly screamed at my parents for kidnapping/date raping me back to SU while I... MORE »

December 12, 2010
December 8, 2010

LSU Girl Freaks out at Papa Johns

“She told them the cheese goes on first, they said, no the meat goes on first. I could tell it was only going to escalate from there, so I pulled out my camera” Let’s make this viral, folks. MORE »

December 8, 2010

It Appears the Mayans Were Correct…

Well… Not entirely.  They were correct that the world was going to end around 2012, but they got the date wrong. I’d rather not be the one to tell you, but the world ended on December 7th 2010.  Yes that’s right. On 12/7/10, ESPN (Entertainment Sports Programming Network) launched a new sub-division of their mammoth... MORE »

December 2, 2010
November 1, 2010

SU Football Now in 3D!!!

Since our beloved SU football team is 6-2 and resting comfortably at second place in the Big East, Carrier Corp., your “world leader in air conditioners, furnaces, hvac and central air conditioning products, providing air conditioning, heating and refrigeration,” and giant domes, has decided to implement Real3D technology into the stadium. As if you didn’t already... MORE »

October 26, 2010

Tony Romo Out for the Season Due to Personal Space Issues

A source close to the Dallas Cowboys is reporting that Tony Romo is being placed on the injury report and will not start next week against Jacksonville.  When asked how severe the injury was and what it may consist of the source simply shook his head and muttered under his breath, “someone stepped just a... MORE »

October 14, 2010

Syracuse Implements Giant 3D S in Carrier Dome

They figured Pitt and UConn wouldn’t be able to score a touchdown with such a large distraction. If you ask me they should have put some 3D titties. MORE »