Dave Anthony

Garbo’s Prepares For Winter Onslaught Of Sorority Girls Needing Fake Tans

As winter in Syracuse rapidly approaches, sorority girls campus-wide have started to notice their summer tans fading. Super-annoying Facebook status updates have been flooding friends’ feeds with gems such as “OH-EM-GEE! VAMPIRE STATUS!!” and “Snooki would be soooooo disappointed in me 🙁“ Never has the Dislike button been in greater need. Conversely, these statuses give... MORE »